yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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