I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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