i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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