9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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