Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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