I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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