Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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