The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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