soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Randomize
