you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Randomize
