So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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