i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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