I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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