I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Randomize
