doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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