Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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