I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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