honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
