Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
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