I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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