it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
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