You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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