I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
The convent might be a nice break from real life
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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