I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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