I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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