It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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