So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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