Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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