haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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