Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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