It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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