she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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