Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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