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No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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