Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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