Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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