"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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