I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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