My first STD was from a foam party
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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