maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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