Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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