why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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