The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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