I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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