You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Rumble strips road head = magical
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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