called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
The power of my boobs compel you
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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