if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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