I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
