Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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