You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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